BOMB EVERY ROCK

Gaming criticism. Gaming lifestyle. Gaming generation. The hemorrhaging edge of gaming culture by Percy Genjin.

(teenage genius)

"I dedicate this blog"

I dedicate this blog to every kid who never rode bikes around the neighborhood. I dedicate this blog to every kid who never went to camp. I dedicate this blog to every kid who, from the first to the last hour of summer, was grinding up the levels of their dudes. Their dudes were impeccable. Their levels the highest. They had 255 of every item. Didn't need them. To every kid who never learned Street Fighter because there was no one to Street Fight with, this blog is dedicated.

FEATURED ARTICLE: SNOOPY OLYMPICS

Info leak reveals the impending announcement of next-gen Snoopy Olympics.  I want to talk to you about the hub world in Snoopy Olympics 3D from 32 bit and watching Snoopy and his A.I. friends clip through the ground and the sound Snoopy makes when he gets stuck inside the Earth but I just yelled at my friend for no reason. I feel ashamed to have done this, and I fear that it is a sign of serious Emotional Problems, ha ha. That wasn't a joke. It's a hard life bloggin' on the road. And also, wait a minute, http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BRzJpKna6LY http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_q-gQ1107io it's the same god damned game. Kemco, what the FUCK? SEE YOU NEXT MISSION...