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Gaming criticism. Gaming lifestyle. Gaming generation. The hemorrhaging edge of gaming culture by Percy Genjin.
"I dedicate this blog"
|I dedicate this
blog to every kid who never rode bikes around the neighborhood.
I dedicate this blog to every kid who never went to camp.
I dedicate this blog to every kid who,
from the first to the last hour of summer,
was grinding up the levels of their dudes.
Their dudes were impeccable.
Their levels the highest.
They had 255 of every item.
Didn't need them.
To every kid who never learned Street Fighter because there was no one to Street Fight with,
this blog is dedicated.
Info leak reveals the impending announcement of next-gen Snoopy Olympics.
I want to talk to you about the hub world
in Snoopy Olympics 3D
from 32 bit
and watching Snoopy and his A.I. friends clip through the ground
and the sound Snoopy makes when he gets stuck inside the Earth
but I just yelled at my friend for no reason. I feel ashamed to have done this, and I fear that it is a sign of serious Emotional Problems, ha ha.
That wasn't a joke. It's a hard life bloggin' on the road. And also, wait a minute,
it's the same god damned game. Kemco, what the FUCK?
SEE YOU NEXT MISSION...